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The home of EPIC Motorcycle TOURS
If you’re not grinning, we’re not winning
Welcome to
ChickenStrips
THE home of epic motorcycle tours of the UK & Europe.
Our aim is to get you to the best roads available, have you grinning from ear to ear each and every day so you are chomping at the bit for your next trip away. If you’re not grinning, we’re not winning.
Our aim is to get you to the best roads available, have you grinning from ear to ear each and every day so you are chomping at the bit for your next trip away. If you’re not grinning, we’re not winning.
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*** NEW FOR 2028 ***
We’re going DOWN!
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Why Tour with Us?
Not Normal
We’re Different
A ChickenStrips tour puts the fun back into biking – if you wouldn’t go away with a ‘normal’ touring company, then WE are the one for YOU
Guide/Cameraman/Dogs Body
Bruce ‘TeapotOne’ Smart
Bruce was trained to ride by the Met – but as he’d already ridden around the world on a GSX-R1000, the hi-viz brainwashing didn’t stick. He escaped into the wild and can now be found on YouTube or Patreon (when not foraging for Irn Bru and haggis at Waitrose) where he’s built a community dedicated to great riding and solid advice. From practical tips and bike reviews to travel vids and podcasts, he has one of Britain’s biggest biking channels. Just remember to like and subscribe every time.
Guide/Route-Planner/Dad-Joke King
Simon ‘RainMan’ Weir
An accomplished journalist with the likes of Bike, Ride and MCN to name but a few, Simon has an almost encyclopaedic memory for roads and routes all over the world. If it’s worth riding – he knows it. He’s even written a few books on the matter too – (Bikers Britain, Bikers Britain The Tours, Bikers Europe, and A-Z Britain for Bikers – see his website for details)
He also tells the worst jokes EVER
He also tells the worst jokes EVER